Tongue in cheek critique of misrepresentation in science journalism with a healthy dose of scepticism and a humorous touch. By @neurobonkers, the author of Neurobonkers.com.

15 responses to “Just ONE Copy of The Daily Mail Could Ruin Your Life”

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  2. notjarvis

    Very good article. Enjoyed the read – thanks.

    “Last week the Daily Mail was declared the most read news website in the world. This is a watershed moment. The Daily Mail’s science reporting has become routinely discredited for years but it has only become more popular. In journalism it seems the old adage really does ring true, there is no such thing as bad publicity.”

    I disagree slightly though here. The Daily Mail online’s acceleration up the rankings has little I suggest to do with it’s bad science reporting.

    It’s to do with cynical Google SEO and (re)printing every press releases and candid picture to do with every Celebrity trend going. it’s no mistake if you search for “Suri Cruise” or “lady gaga” that the Daily mail comes out near top in search results.

    It’s especially absurd when the print version frequently crusades against sexualising images etc.

  3. Vaughan Jones

    Very informative and very much needed article. The brainwashing of the public goes unabated. This demonstrates another reason why we need independent regulators with teeth. Allowing the Dacre’s of this world to self regulate is no longer an option since they fail to do it properly. I can think of a few people who would be up to the task.

  4. Hywel James

    Try “Just one” in their search engine.
    I wonder if they use this expression to avoid alienating people people who count :
    one, several, many.

  5. Rafal

    Very entertaining indeed. However, in the spirit of honesty and other blahs you could mention that professor Bishop doesn’t award her Orwellian Prize every year: she only did it once as far as I can tell…

    Although obviously I do hope she’ll keep doing that.

    1. Kevin Arscott

      As far as I can tell she planned to do it every year, but doesn’t always get nominations.

    2. Neurobonkers

      Thanks for the comments, the prize is run every year (since only starting in 2010) and I can confirm that Prof. Bishop has confirmed she will continue to to do so and is glad to see that the prize is finally getting some press coverage!

      It’s true that the prize predictably suffered a complete lack of publicity by the mainstream press (except it seems one article in the Times Higher Education supplement in 2010). Anyone can submit an article (using the simple format outlined on her blog) and I’d encourage everyone to keep an eye out for misinformation in the news and submit articles for next years prize via Prof. Bishop’s blog “Deevybee” (linked in my post).

      1. Squander Two

        You’re right to criticise the Mail’s abysmal science coverage, but, look, this sentence was really inexcusable:

        > This year, the Daily Mail shattered the previous record of sixteen points with a record breaking twenty-three points in one article.

        NO-ONE would read that and glean from it anything approximating the actual facts: that there have only ever been three pieces nominated for the prize, of which your nomination is the only one that met the competition criteria; and the “record” that was shattered was a piece that was picked by the judge as an illustrative example in order to launch the competition. It may not be an outright lie, but it’s extremely misleading language — which very much undermines your point when you’re writing about the Mail misleading its readers.

        And when called on it very politely, you evasively reply:

        > the prize is run every year (since only starting in 2010)

        So your defence is that what you’ve written might be extremely misleading to readers but is TECHNICALLY true and therefore OK. Some of what the Mail does is outright lying. A lot of what they do is to read a scientific paper, take a fact, and extrapolate wildly from it. And a hell of a lot of what they (and the rest of the media) do is to report facts accurately but misleadingly — the classic example being “Girl dies after taking ecstacy”, which is true because “after” doesn’t necessarily mean “as a result of” but misleading because it will be understood by most readers to mean exactly that.

        That’s what you’re doing here.

        And I think your semi-disclaimer down here in the comments, appearing only after you’ve had the dishonesty pointed out to you, counts as the blog equivalent of paragraph 19. It says “Striving for accuracy, honesty and integrity” in your banner. You should rewrite the first paragraph of this piece. Or the banner. Whichever.

        1. stib

          Hypocrisy aside, it’s also really crappy style.

          “This year, the Daily Mail shattered the previous record of sixteen points with twenty-three points in one article”

          Clearer, shorter and doesn’t sound schtoopid when you read it aloud.

  6. Neurobonkers

    The difference being that my piece is satirical. As you’ve clearly discovered, I linked to the prize where the full details are hardly concealed.

    Full marks for getting the point of the article though :-)

  7. Squander Two

    A link to another site is also much the same as paragraph 19.

    And you’re claiming that you were satirising the prize itself rather than its winner? Feh.

    1. Neurobonkers

      No, not satirising the prize. Satirising the Daily Mail.

      Apologies for the incredulous tone in my response, I presumed this was patently obvious…

  8. DewiMorgan

    Ah, the hoary “I was joking! You were just too dim to get it!” defense. Almost enough to suggest some kind of weird performance art here in the comments where you’re trying to act out the behavior of tabloids when their errors are pointed out to them.

    But at the moment, the lede explicitly lies. The link in the lede is a link to another copy of this article with the same lie. Somewhere along the way, you lost the funny.

    If your audience fails to get your jokes, then odds are your delivery sucks. Consider footnotes instead of links: blogs like “Tetherd Cow Ahead” use them well for this purpose.

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